The UN on a Desert Island
Dictionary of German and English Motoring Terms
Women say "Men are like ... "
Philosophies of Life
Feline Butterology
Double Entendres (as heard on the BBC)
Software and Drug Dealers
Revocation of Independence
One Liners
What kids think of marriage
A Canadian Apology to the US
I am Canadian
Why Parents Drink
The Five Stages of Drinking
Physics Exam Question
Response to Terrorism
In-flight announcements on airlines
How to get out of a speeding ticket
Proof of Global Warming
Why men are happier (than what I dare not write)
Rules for men

Short Stories

The Man Who Planted Trees

Summaries of books, TV shows or anything else that comes my way

Everything I know I learnt from Sportsnight
Everything I know about picking up women, I learnt from The Game


Dubai in 3 Days